Thursday, May 24, 2007

Tongue Twisters More

Esau Wood would saw Wood. Oh, the wood
that Wood would saw! One day Esau Wood
saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw
Wood ever saw would saw wood. Of all the
wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood, Wood
never saw a wood-saw that would saw like
the wood-saw Wood saw would. Now Esau
saws wood with that wood-saw he saw saw
wood.

Bobby bibbit bought a bat bobby bibbit bought a ball
with this bat bobby bibbit bangend the ball banged the ball aginst the wall

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

Babbling bumbling band of baboons

Seven silver swans swam silently sleeping

The sixth sick sheiks sheeps sick.

The fickle finger of fate flips fat frogs flat.

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the flea "Let us fly!"
Said the fly "Let us flee!!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
Seven smart fellows,they felt smart.
Eight smart fellows, they felt smart.
Nine smart fellows, they felt smart.
Ten smart fellows, they felt smart!

Cows graze in droves on grass that grows on grooves in groves.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
managing an imaginary menagerie?

Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend
our Joe you Joe's banjo. If your Joe won't
lend our Joe your Joe's banjo our Joe won't
lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe
has a banjo!

A gentle judge judges justly.

Literally literary.

I miss my Swiss Miss.
My Swiss Miss misses me.

Nine nice night nymphs.

Six sick sheep.

The swan swam over the sea. Swim swan swim.
The swan swam back again. Well swum, swan.

If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?

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