Thursday, May 24, 2007

Tongue Twisters More

Esau Wood would saw Wood. Oh, the wood
that Wood would saw! One day Esau Wood
saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw
Wood ever saw would saw wood. Of all the
wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood, Wood
never saw a wood-saw that would saw like
the wood-saw Wood saw would. Now Esau
saws wood with that wood-saw he saw saw
wood.

Bobby bibbit bought a bat bobby bibbit bought a ball
with this bat bobby bibbit bangend the ball banged the ball aginst the wall

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

Babbling bumbling band of baboons

Seven silver swans swam silently sleeping

The sixth sick sheiks sheeps sick.

The fickle finger of fate flips fat frogs flat.

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the flea "Let us fly!"
Said the fly "Let us flee!!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
Seven smart fellows,they felt smart.
Eight smart fellows, they felt smart.
Nine smart fellows, they felt smart.
Ten smart fellows, they felt smart!

Cows graze in droves on grass that grows on grooves in groves.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
managing an imaginary menagerie?

Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend
our Joe you Joe's banjo. If your Joe won't
lend our Joe your Joe's banjo our Joe won't
lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe
has a banjo!

A gentle judge judges justly.

Literally literary.

I miss my Swiss Miss.
My Swiss Miss misses me.

Nine nice night nymphs.

Six sick sheep.

The swan swam over the sea. Swim swan swim.
The swan swam back again. Well swum, swan.

If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?

Peter Piper and other tongue twisters

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Red lorry, yellow lorry.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Collection of Tongue Twisters

If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether welike it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw. Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

A was an apple pie

A was an apple pie
B bit it,
C cut it,
D dealt it,
E eat it,
F fought for it,
G got it,
H had it,
I inspected it,
J jumped for it,
K kept it,
L longed for it,
M mourned for it,
N nodded at it,
O opened it,
P peeped in it,
Q quartered it,
R ran for it,
S stole it,
T took it,
U upset it,
V viewed it,
W wanted it,
X, Y, Z and ampersand
All wished for a piece in hand.

Three Little Mice

Three little mice crept out to see
What they could find to have for tea,
(For they were dainty, saucy mice,
And liked to nibble something nice),
But Pussy's eyes so big and bright
Soon sent them scampering off in a fright.

There Was an Old Woman

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth without any bread.
Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.

Solomon Grundy

Solomon Grundy-
Born on a Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Sick on Thursday,
Worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday.
That was the end of Solomon Grundy!

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

Twinkle, Twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, Twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.

I'm a little Teapot

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up then I shout
Tip me over and pour me out.

Pat a cake

Pat a cake
Pat a cake
Baker's man
Bake me a cake
As fast as you can
Pat it
And prick it
And mark it with a B
and put it in the oven for baby and me.

wee willie winkie

wee willie winkie
runs through the town
upstairs and downstairs
in his nightgown
rapping at the windows
crying at the locks
are the children all in bed
now its 8 o'clock

3 tom cats

Not last night but the night before
3 tom cats came knocking at the door
I opened the door
and I let them in
they knocked me down with a rolling pin
one had a bugle, one had a drum
and one had a pancake stuck to his bum!

Little Jack

He wore a pair of tattered pants
A ragged roustabout
And through the torn crown of his cap
A lock of hair stuck out
His home was in a friendless street
His name was Little Jack

One day a bouncing baby boy
With head of curly hair
Escaped his mothers loving arms
Who, tired with other cares
Forgot her little baby one
Who crept upon the railway track
To play with the bright pebbles there

But see! Around the bend there comes
A swiftly flying train
It rattles and it whistles and it shreiks with might and main
But who's this little figure?
Running down the track...
His hat is gone
His feet are bare
Its ragged Little Jack

He picked the child up in his arms
And from the tracks the babe was safely tossed
But a slip, and a cry, the train rolled by
Poor Little Jack is gone

They found his mangled body there
Just where he slipped and fell
And brave men wept
Who'd never cared for him, when he was well
If there be starry crowns in Heaven
For little ones to wear
The star on Little Jacks would be
The brightest of any there.

The Wise Man built his house upon the rock

The Wise Man built his house upon the rock
The Wise Man built his house upon the rock
The Wise Man built his house upon the rock
And the rain came tumbling down.

The rain came down and the floods came up
The rain came down and the floods came up
The rain came down and the floods came up
And the house upon the rock stood firm.

The foolish man built his house upon the sand
The foolish man built his house upon the sand
The foolish man built his house upon the sand
And the rain came tumbling down.

The rain came down and the floods came up
The rain came down and the floods came up
The rain came down and the floods came up
And the house upon the sand fell flat!

5 Cheeky Monkeys

Show the kid your or his/her hand with 5 fingers out, then put a finger down after each verse

5 cheeky monkeys jumpin on the bed
one fell off and bumped his head
Mumma called the dr and the dr said
"No more monkeys jumpin on the bed!!!"

The Hedgehog

What’s this round and prickly thing?
Can it be a pincushion?
No! Pincushions never grow
In the fields where daisies blow.
Hedgehog
Oh! and now I see a nose
With four little tiny toes.
And as it opens in the sun
How those black beetles cut and run!
Hedgehog
But see, it hears a barking dog
And rolls up safe, that poor hedgehog.

Five Little Monkeys

Five little monkeys sitting in a tree
Teasing Mister Alligator: "can’t catch me, can’t catch me!"
Along comes Mister Alligator quiet as can be and
SNAP!


Four little monkeys sitting in a tree
Teasing Mister Alligator: "can’t catch me, can’t catch me!"
Along comes Mister Alligator quiet as can be and
SNAP!

Three little monkeys sitting in a tree
Teasing Mister Alligator: "can’t catch me, can’t catch me!"
Along comes Mister Alligator quiet as can be and
SNAP!


Two little monkeys sitting in a tree
Teasing Mister Alligator: "can’t catch me, can’t catch me!"
Along comes Mister Alligator quiet as can be and
SNAP!

One little monkey sitting in a tree
Teasing Mister Alligator: "can’t catch me, can’t catch me!"
Along comes Mister Alligator quiet as can be and
SNAP! Missed me!

Five Little Mice

Five little mice came out to play;
Gathering crumbs along the way.
Out came Pussycat sleek and fat;
Four little mice went scampering back!

Four little mice came out to play;
Gathering crumbs along the way.
Out came Pussycat sleek and fat;
Three little mice went scampering back!

Three little mice came out to play;
Gathering crumbs along the way.
Out came Pussycat sleek and fat;
Two little mice went scampering back!

Two little mice came out to play;
Gathering crumbs along the way.
Out came Pussycat sleek and fat;
One little mouse went scampering back!

One little mouse came out to play;
Gathering crumbs along the way.
Out came Pussycat sleek and fat;
No little mice went scampering back!

Five Little Ducks

Five little ducks went swimming one day,
Over the hill and far away,
Mother duck said "Quack, quack, quack,"
And only four little ducks came back.

Four little ducks went swimming one day,
Over the hill and far away,
Mother duck said "Quack, quack, quack,"
And only three little ducks came back.

Three little ducks went swimming one day,
Over the hill and far away,
Mother duck said "Quack, quack, quack,"
And only two little ducks came back.

Two little ducks went swimming one day,
Over the hill and far away,
Mother duck said "Quack, quack, quack,"
And only one little duck came back.

One little duck went swimming one day,
Over the hill and far away,
Mother duck said "Quack, quack, quack,"
And all five little ducks came back!

Four Seasons

Spring is showery, flowery,bowery;

Summer is hoppy, croppy, poppy.

Autumn is wheezy, sneezy, freezy;

Winter is slippy, drippy, nippy.

Fishy Fishy

Fishy, fishy in the brook
Fishy, fishy in the brook,
Won't you bite my little hook?
My little hook
Fishy, fishy in the brook,
Daddy'll catch him on a hook!
Fish in frying pan
Mommy'll fry him in a pan,
Johnny'll eat him like a man.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

My dame has lost her shoe!
My master's lost his fiddling stick,
And knows not what to do.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
What is my dame to do?
Till master's found his fiddling stick,
She'll dance without her shoe.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame has found her shoe;
And master's found his fiddling stick.
Sing doodle-doodle-doo.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame will dance for you.
While master fiddles his fiddling stick,
Sing doodle-doodle-doo.

Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick, Chicken

Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick, Chicken
Lay a little egg for me.

Egg
Chick, chick, chick, chick, chicken,
I want one for my tea.
I haven't had an egg since Easter,
And now it's half past three.
EggEgg
So, chick, chick, chick, chicken,
Lay a little egg for me.

EggEggEgg

Bat, bat

Bat, bat,
Come under my hat,
And I'll give you a slice of bacon;
And when I bake
I'll give you a cake,
If I am not mistaken.

Baby Bumblebee

I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me,
I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me!
Ouch! It stung me!
Bumblebee
I'm squishing up the baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me,
I'm squishing up the baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me!
Ooh! It's yucky!
BumblebeeBumblebee
I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me,
I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee,
Now my mommy won't be mad at me!

Bumblebee
BumblebeeBumblebee

Barber, barber, shave a pig!

Barber, barber, shave a pig!
How many hairs to make a wig?
Four and twenty - that's enough!
Give the barber a pinch of snuff.

Up in the orchard

Up in the orchard there is a green tree,
With the finest of pippins you ever did see;
The apples are ripe and ready to fall,
And Richard and Robin shall gather them all.

An Apple a Day

An apple a day
Sends the doctor away.
apple
Apple in the morning is
Doctor's warning.
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Roast apple at night
Starves the doctor outright.
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Eat an apple going to bed and
Knock the doctor on the head.
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Three each day, seven days a week,
Ruddy apple, ruddy cheek!

Head and Shoulders

Head and shoulders, knees and toes.
Knees and toes, knees and toes
Head and shoulders, knees and toes
Make your feet go stamp, stamp, stamp.

Nose and elbows, feet and waist
Feet and waist, feet and waist
Nose and elbows, feet and waist
Make your hands go clap, clap, clap.

Hands on Shoulders

Hands on shoulders,
hands on knees.
Hands behind you,
if you please;
Touch your shoulders,
now your nose,
Now your hair and now your toes;
Hands up high in the air,
Down at your sides, and touch your hair;
Hands up high as before,
Now clap your hands, one-two-three-four!

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

The Alphabet Rhyme

A B C D E F G
come on out and play with me.
H I J
come and play.
K L M
come with them.
N O P
near the tree.
Q R S T U V
Oh, how happy we will be.
W X Y Z
Lot's of fun for you and me.

Red, white, and blue

Red, white, and blue,
All out but you!

My Mother

My mother and your mother were hanging out the clothes.
My mother gave your mother a dig on the nose.
What colour was her Blood?
Answer: (Blue)
B_L_U_E spells Blue and you are out like it or not!

Bee, a bee, a bumblebee

Bee, a bee, a bumblebee
Stung a man upon his knee
And a hog upon his snout,
I'll be dogged if you ain't out!

This STICK will TELL

This STICK will TELL the ONE we CHOOSE
To BE the LORD in SHINing SHOES
To RUle LANDS both NEAR and FAR
The STICK says YOU will BE King THAR!

Under the ocean, green and deep
Lie the fishes fast asleep,
Under the arm and over the shoe,
Tap on the head, and out goes YOU!

Eenie, meenie, minie, mo

Eenie, meenie, minie, mo,
Catch a tiger by his toe.
If he hollers, make him pay
Fifty dollars every day.
My Mother says to pick this one;
O-U-T spells out goes you,
Right in the middle of the red, white and blue.

One for sorrow, two for mirth

(taken from The Folklore of Birds, by Laura C. Martin, 1993)

One for sorrow, two for mirth,
Three for a wedding, four for a birth,
Five for silver, six for gold,
Seven for a secret not to be told.
Eight for heaven, nine for hell,
And ten for the devil's own sel'.

Five Rosy Apples

Five rosy apples by the cottage door,
One tumbled off a twig and then there were four.

Four rosy apples by the cottage door,
The farmer’s wife took one and then there were three.

Three rosy apples by the cottage door,
I think I’ll have one and then there’ll be two.

Two rosy apples hanging in the sun,
You have the big one and that will leave one.

One rosy apple, soon it is gone.
The wind blew it off the branch and now there are none.

Mary at the Kitchen Door

One, two, three, four
Mary at the kitchen door:
Five, six, seven, eight,
Eating cherries off a plate.

Five Little Speckled Frogs

Five little speckled frogs
Sat on speckled log
Catching the most delicious bugs – yum, yum
One jumped into the pool
Where it was nice and cool
Then there were four green speckled frogs,
quark, quark

Four little speckled frogs ...Repeat until… there were no green speckled frogs.



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1-2-3-4-5 Once I Caught a Fish Alive

1-2-3-4-5 Once I caught a fish alive
6-7-8-9-10 Then I let him go again.
Why did you let him go?
Because he bit my finger so.
Which finger did he bite?
This little finger on my right.

Five Little Mice (fingers or toes)

This little mousie peeped within
This little mousie walked right in!
This little mousie came to play,
This little mousie ran away!
This little mousie cried, “Dear me!”
Dinner is done and it’s time for tea!”

Magpie Rhyme

ONE for sorrow
TWO for joy,

THREE for a girl
FOUR for a boy,

FIVE for silver,
SIX for gold,

SEVEN for a secret
Never to be told.

One Potato, Two Potato

ONE potato, TWO potato,
THREE potato, FOUR,
FIVE potato, SIX potato,
SEVEN potato, more!

One, Two, Three, Four

ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR...
Mary's at the cottage door,
FIVE... SIX... SEVEN... EIGHT...
Eating cherries off a plate.

Ten Little Indians

1 little, 2 little, 3 little Indians...
4 little, 5 little, 6 little Indians...
7 little, 8 little, 9 little Indians...
10 little Indian boys!

10 little, 9 little, 8 little Indians...
7 little, 6 little, 5 little Indians...
4 little, 3 little, 2 little Indians...
1 little Indian boy!

One, Two, Three, Four, Five

1... 2... 3... 4... 5...
Once I caught a fish alive.
6... 7... 8... 9... 10...
Then I let it go again.

Why did you let it go?
Because it bit my finger so.
Which finger did it bite?
This little finger on the right.